Matraca Berg

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)